Bastard Diagnostic Certificate-Thick and Anti-collision Soft Shell

[Asshole Diagnostic Certificate-Thick and Anti-collision Soft Shell (Micro-back Design)] Immediately cut into the meaning of the text on the phone case -Interpretation of text content- LIVE LIKE A JERK. The colloquial explanation is: live like a bastard (there are extra chapters at the end of the article) -No coffee in the morning -watch Netflix but no internet want to watch Netflix movies but no internet -Monday morning hangover at work -Be a HATER -Fuck everyone u want (X anyone you want) -Send me a NUDE send me a nude photo -open social media but no one talks to you -Dark Side Of The Moon Stay on the dark side of the moon -i am Wolverine I am Wolverine (shown as a delusion of entering myself) -Cigarette never stop It's Chaos! Complete chaos That I'm never changing who I am. -End of Interpretation- concept of design: A medical certificate that looks absurd Teach(?) how to live a messy and world-weary life The erosion of living in one's own world or being dragged to the edge of the world But all this damn state Does not change the nature of your life and soul Although confused I just want to live like myself even in the dark, sometimes This is a mobile phone case full of contradictions. It's like a living life, using negative words to tire the world, because there are expectations. No matter how bad it is, you are still you. Note: In addition to jerk, the word Jerk is used in another modern street connotation to express a certain lifestyle. Break away from the original trend, wear it in a minimalist way, subvert the ever-changing fashion, pay attention to details, and become yourself. The shift in trends has turned this term into a positive attitude towards life. Yes, it is so contradictory. ★★★ Please read the precautions when purchasing goods ★★★ --------- ★Introduction to the objects, the super upgrade part is first to say! -Very collision avoidance! Anti-dirty, non-yellowing, non-sticky dander (just need to wipe gently with a tissue) -All-inclusive "thick" soft shell -Precise hole position -The buttons are easy to press, not afraid of getting stuck -The matte matte surface feels not slippery, super texture -There are sling holes on both sides, in line with personal usage habits -The full version of the glass protector can also be used at ease without squeezing the protector. ------ ★Material: Plastic ★Packing: The shipment will have a complete anti-collision packaging, which can be directly given to people and is very okay gift packaging~ ★★★Commodity notes: ►The color rendering of each screen is different. Product photos will be rendered in different colors due to different light sources, and slight color differences are inevitable. ►Customized mobile phone case products will not be returned due to slight color difference. Each item will be shipped after inspection. Except for the delivery and other serious defects, there is no return or exchange service. ►Commodity shipments are only established after the order is completed and payment is made. If there is no stock available, the customized shipment will be completed within [14 working days] from the future calculations, excluding national holidays, please wait patiently for the order~ ►►Completed ahead of time or just in stock, we will ship it as quickly as possible! ★★★If you cannot accept the above precautions, please avoid placing an order to avoid misunderstanding. If you have any questions, I hope to communicate with us first, so as to reduce the possibility of misunderstanding, so that you can be satisfied with the purchase of goods:) ★ If you have any other questions, please feel free to send us a message:)